Everyone needs to see this video
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
Okay, can I just say, while I was watching him do this I couldn’t stop thinking about Ashton being your friend and he agreed to give you your first kiss. So he’s walking you through it, counting down to the moment before your lips touch.
That lil tongue poke omg